Bittersweet Ryans.

"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"
-Derek Zoolander

Chances are if you are named Ryan I have had a crush on you (first name, middle name, last name).  For Serious.  I mean, unless you are "Paul Ryan".  Which in that case, NO.  No, no, and NO.

 What is with that name?  Like, for real.  It's as though if you are blessed with that name you are destined for hotness (most of the time).  Well, at least in my experience.  I could be completely, totally, absolutely off.

Do you mean to tell me that you didn't want to go for a ride in Sebastian's vintage 1956 Jag?  Sebastian I would have taken your cruel intentions on any day.  Don't tell me you didn't want to be invited to Van Wilder's over-the-top frat party.  Van, seven-year-plan or not, I'd be your gal.  And, don't tell me you didn't want Noah to hang off a ferris wheel while begging you to go out with him.  You didn't want to jump into his arms under the rain pouring sky?  Um, yeah, my thoughts exactly.

Blake, Paulina, Eva.  I think I speak for all women out there when I say, "You effin' lucky mother chuckers".  

And it seems like the Ryans are like wine.  They just get better with age.
xoxo