Thomas Cruise Mapother IV.

"You're, you're crazy, man. I like you, but you're crazy."
-Frank "Old School"

Tom Cruise is synonymous with lunatic, no?  Yes.  It seems that there is a correlation between Tom's success as a movie star and the deterioration of his sanity.  True story.  Like, scientology.  Is that for real?  Xenu, space opera, auditing? What the eff' Tom.  I get that we all resort to peculiar things to find purpose to our lives.  But, scientology?  Extraterrestrials?  We've over stepped my limit on delusional, outlandish fantasies.  And you had so much potential.  You took my breath away, Maverick.  My obsession with sliding around in socks? Well it is all because of you.  And, it's true, who can resist you, Lestat?Clearly not Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman, nor Katie Holmes.  But in his case, the third time is indubitably not the charm.  Tommy has taken a permanent holiday to the funny farm.  Sadly.  Yet, I can't help but like him.  It must be my attraction to short men.  Well, shorter than average men.  Strange?  Completely.  Not that I fancy short men.  My inclination towards Cruise, that is strange.  I just can't help myself.  He had me at "hello".
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