A Christmas gift, maybe?

"They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody?"
-Princess Diana

This is perfection.  Snuggie, what?  Hook it up with a full body sweater!  Oh, come on.  You know you want one.  It may be a little strange, sure.  I mean it may freak out your mom, dad, brother, sister, spouse (it does look like a human cocoon).  But, honestly, when you're having one of those days who cares.  I don't and I know you don't either.  Seriously, where can I find me one?  Do you think they have it in magenta?  Hmm, actually black would probably fit my somber mood better.  Hopefully it isn't wool.  Wool makes me itchy.  Think about it.  Bad day at work?  Come home, take a warm shower and enter your cocoon.  Turn on the television to re-runs of "Grey's Anatomy", sip on some iced tea (spike it with vodka, no one is watching) and drown out the universe.  Moodiness be gone.  No more pulling your t-shirt (we've all done this) over your knees.  The full body sweater takes comfortable to a whole new level.  This is comfort to the max, baby.  No more sweats after work.  Full body sweater to the rescue.  With Christmas right around the corner the full body sweater would make the perfect gift, for me (I'll e-mail you my shipping address), or for your moody bestie (it's probably on her wish list).  

xoxo

Ren