Drooling over Dempsey.

"Now I'm just known as McDreamy, I've lost all identity as Patrick Dempsey, I'm now McDreamy."
-Patrick Dempsey

Patrick, no worries, my obsession/admiration/love started way before you fell into the role of McDreamy.  Cupid shot me with the Dempsey arrow the first time I watched "Can't Buy Me Love" (I was ten).  Baby faced Dempsey captured my heart.  As I am sure he captured yours.  There was just a little something about that sweet face.  Nerdy boy be mine.  Then came "Loverboy".  Why wasn't he my lover boy?  Mine, mine, mine. How come I never got a pizza delivery boy that looked like that?  Apparently in the real world pizza delivery boys look nothing like Randy Bondek.  Nothing.  Reality?  Pizza delivery boys are about 10-15 pounds overweight with teen acne.  Truth.  Yes, yes, Patrick.  We all love you as Dr.Shepherd.  Yes, you are totally dreamy, McDreamy, totally.  I may or may not daydream of running my fingers through your hair.  What do you do to that hair?  Seriously.  I may or may not have daydreams of being Meredith Grey.  But in actuality I loved you way before that.  Way before.  Ronald Miller you had me at, "Cools, nerds, your side, my side, man it's all bullshit.  It's just tough enough to be yourself".  I couldn't have said it better myself, Ronald.  And, Nick Cannon what the eff' were you thinking?  Your attempt at a re-make of "Can't Buy Me Love" with "Love don't Cost a Thing" was simply a knock off-a second rate version-a Pucci not a Gucci.  And, you are right Patrick, with a face like that plastic surgery is not a necessity.  You darling are aging ever so gracefully.
xoxo

There we go again.  Perfection in a suit.  Suits.  They should be effin' mandatory.  Everywhere.  Seriously,everywhere.