Big Pimpin'

First time they fuss I'm breezin'

Talki'n 'bout, what's the reasons?

I'm a pimp in every sense of the word

Better trust than believe 'em

-Jay-Z 

(the censored version)

Every moment in our lives should have a theme song.  Yes, a theme song.  Because, this afternoon, when I laid my pretty little eyes on this G650 the first thing that came to mind was, "Big Pimpin'".  For serious.  Don't think so?  I.Will.Let.You.In.On.A.Little.Secret.  The price tag on this little thang is $65 million.  As in dollars.  Yes, dollars.  Sixty five million dollars.  Exactly.  Impressive, isn't it?  And, don't be mistaken, The Far East Movement song "Like a G6" does not refer to this beauty.  Here is a fun fact for you, a "G6" does not even exist (yes, it was made up for the sole purpose of sounding "catchy").  The next thing that came to mind while Jay-Z serenaded my inner most thoughts was, "Who in the world can afford this?".  Like, really.  Have you considered how much $65 million is?  Can you think of all the little black suit cases it would fill?  Imagine all the shoes you could buy.  Just-think-about-it.  Now, boys and girls, sing it with me, big pimpin' spendin' cheese, big pimpin'....

xoxo