"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."
-Dave Barry
-Dave Barry
Darn you candy stand, darn you. Why must you sit there and mock me? Why must you taunt me with your sweet and delicious goodness? Haven't you heard, we are over. I can live without you. I am fine. We've said our good-byes. It is time to let go. Move on. Ugh, who am I kidding. Reese's I will always choose you. Always. King size me, darling.
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