"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice."
-Dave Barry
'Twas the nightmare before Christmas and all through the month I was pulling my hair out it's not even a joke. The holiday season is most definitely NOT all about sugar plums, candy canes and gum drops. Pessimist you say? No, not at all. I'm real, honey. Sorry to break it to you but Santa, um, he doesn't exist. Remember Christmas of '94, that wasn't Mr.Claus stuffing your stocking with that "Dear Diary". It was actually your overweight uncle Sal who owed your father a favor (you couldn't smell his Calvin Klein "Obsession" cologne? Well, smack my bum and call me Rudolph! Back to my original topic. The holidays are nightmarish. Christmas has been so sensationalized that its meaning has been lost. Amongst the pine and the peppermint all that we have left are greedy, selfish and angry little elves. Try shopping a couple days before "THE" day. Screaming, shouting, pushing and shoving. That last bottle of lotion that your friend Suzie doesn't need, well, you almost punched that 10 year old in the face for it. Stop and reflect. Suzie still has some of that lotion left over from last year, because, quite frankly, smelling like Vanilla Bean Noel all year round is just not okay. Not okay. Wearing your candy cane scented Chapstick, totally okay. Instead of spending this time enjoying the presence of your family and friends we run around like a chicken with its head cut off looking for the best bargain. Yes, giving and receiving gifts are awesome. Yet, this is where all the stress stems from. Is my brother going to like this? Will my sister fit into that? HOW MUCH HAVE I SPENT? Oh my goodness, I guess I won't eat lunch for a week! And, holiday fiestas? Ugh, a headache in the making. Hi sweet co-worker, I'm fine and the weather is great, please, stop asking me what I am going to wear to the Christmas party. I don't know and if I did I wouldn't tell you. And to those of you who over do it on the decorations (you know exactly who you are) listen up. When it looks like an elf from the North Pole has puked Christmas all over every inch of your house, well, you've gone too far. Too far. Drop that little clothes hanger reindeer you made in the 3rd grade! Your tree does not need another ornament. It actually needs to have some removed, like now. This year try something different. Take your head out of that box of ribbons and bows, throw them up in the air, and relax. The moment you sit down to enjoy your Christmas or Christmas Eve dinner (whichever you celebrate) all the craziness will not matter. Your brother may not like his gift. That shirt may not fit your sister. And, your friend may hate the scent of that over-the-top candle you bought her. But, that is what the gift receipt is all about. Just don't accidentally throw them away (like I do every-single-year). And, if you want to indulge in those cute little bell shaped sugar cookies, do so, if you haven't heard stress kills. Now, if you happen to see me at the mall during the week before Christmas just turn and walk the other way. It's nothing personal, trust me. But, crowded malls does not a cheery Renata make. It's almost the homestretch fellow Christmas lovers, may the force be with you!
xoxo
So, this Christmas. Take a step back. Enjoy the moment and breathe.