"I have more healthy cravings than my normal eating habits, like I crave fruit and cold things like smoothies"
-Kourtney Kardashian
-Kourtney Kardashian
Do not get any crazy ideas. Yes, Kourtney may have been preggers when she made that comment, but, I-am-not. I am going to venture to say that my recent obsession with a smoothie for every occasion has to do with the weather. Honestly. This heat is driving me mad. I-cannot-take-it-any-longer. Yeah, it may be nice to wear sandals, shorts, and sleeve-less shirts, but, enough is enough. Who would have thought the blistering sun would have such a huge effect on my appetite. Certainly not I. The only thing that prevents this girl from a meal is heartache (I am not a sad binge eater) and trust me, there has been none of that. So, it has to be because it is so elfin' hot. All-the-time. Which is why I crave all that is cold. And, fresh. So, I choose smoothies. All flavors. I don't discriminate. Strawberry. Papaya. Pineapple. Raspberry. Banana. Peach. Mango. Blueberry. I've actually consumed so many blueberries I may transform into Violet Beauregarde. And, blueberry is just not my color. I am on a first name basis with everyone employed by Jamba Juice and every smoothie shop in my vicinity, almost. And, when I don't stop for my regular Berry Raspberry I fantasize about its icy cold goodness all afternoon. I am even putting serious, serious thought into waking up earlier than necessary (which is not a usual occurrence) to have a smoothie for breakfast. Okay, let me put this into perspective for you. I-am-not-a-morning-person. Not yesterday. Not today. Not ever. Waking up with time to spare is simply not my M.O. Eh, what can I say? I'm an after nine kind of gal. So, to think that I am even considering waking up before I must, is effin' HUGE. HUGE, I tell ya. Which is why I invite all of you to share your favorite smoothie recipes. If it has blueberries, even better.
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