Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Smoothie, Smoothie, Smoothie Rockin' Everywhere.


"I have more healthy cravings than my normal eating habits, like I crave fruit and cold things like smoothies"
-Kourtney Kardashian
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Do not get any crazy ideas.  Yes, Kourtney may have been preggers when she made that comment, but, I-am-not.  I am going to venture to say that my recent  obsession with a smoothie for every occasion has to do with the weather.  Honestly.  This heat is driving me mad.  I-cannot-take-it-any-longer.  Yeah, it may be nice to wear sandals, shorts, and sleeve-less shirts, but, enough is enough.  Who would have thought the blistering sun would have such a huge effect on my appetite.  Certainly not I.  The only thing that prevents this girl from a meal is heartache (I am not a sad binge eater) and trust me, there has been none of that.  So, it has to be because it is so elfin' hot.  All-the-time.  Which is why I crave all that is cold.  And, fresh.  So, I choose smoothies.  All flavors.  I don't discriminate.  Strawberry.  Papaya.  Pineapple.  Raspberry.  Banana.  Peach.  Mango.  Blueberry.  I've actually consumed so many blueberries I may transform into Violet Beauregarde.  And, blueberry is just not my color.  I am on a first name basis with everyone employed by Jamba Juice and every smoothie shop in my vicinity, almost. And, when I don't stop for my regular Berry Raspberry I fantasize about its icy cold goodness all afternoon.  I am even putting serious, serious thought into waking up earlier than necessary (which is not a usual occurrence) to have a smoothie for breakfast.  Okay, let me put this into perspective for you.  I-am-not-a-morning-person.  Not yesterday.  Not today.  Not ever.  Waking up with time to spare is simply not my M.O.  Eh, what can I say?  I'm an after nine kind of gal.  So, to think that I am even considering waking up before I must, is effin' HUGE.  HUGE, I tell ya.  Which is why I invite all of you to share your favorite smoothie recipes.  If it has blueberries, even better.  
xoxo
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