Ed vs. Chuck.

"I'm Chuck Bass.  Even Europeans must know what that means."
-Chuck Bass

Ed.  Edward.  Mr. Westwick.  Whatevs.  You are undoubtedly extremely good looking.  Yes.  You are.  You may have that whole English accent (swoon), musician (swoon harder), actor thing going on.  Which, yeah, makes the ladies melt, but, you are no Chuck Bartholomew Bass.  And, like, I totally love the whole "laid-back" I don't give an eff" look (the art of not trying but absolutely succeeding).  A man in a suit, is a man in a suit.  Forget the year old man in uniform.  Embrace man in suit.  Man in suit, super bueno.  And Chuck Bass, he fills that role well.  So, sowell.  And, he is one of my favorite bad boys.  Well bad boy with a soft side.  Charming, alluring, seductive, romantic.  I think we can safely say he is one sexy mother chucker'. Am I right, or am I right?  I am effin' right. Where can I hook me a Bass? In a parallel universe, of course.  In this universe my heart belongs to a real boy.  And, in the end, there was never really a competition.  Like, Ed vs. Chuck, really?  What was I thinking.  Chuck you're the only fish in the Hudson for me.
xoxo