Let's Have Dinner.

The world is my lobster.
-henry j. tillman

Normally, I refuse to eat anything that appears to still be alive.  If it looks like it could blink at me, moo at me, or, get up and crawl from my plate, I-AM-OUTTA-THERE! Clearly, dinner Friday night was not MY idea.  What is that thing you do in a relationship? I think they call it compromise?  Compromise.  Yup, that is exactly it.  And, surprisingly it was pretty amazing, once I got past the beady little eyes staring at me.  I think I watched "The Little Mermaid" one too many times as a child.  All I could think of was Sebastian prancing around underwater singing "Under the Sea". So, so sad.  Sebastian, your death was not in vain.  There was a moment of silence before I bit into your tail.
xoxo