Womp! Womp! Womp!

And, she walks into poop central...
(Insert absurd comment here)

How could something THIS cute make THAT big of a mess? Yes, that is exactly what you think it is.....

It was another FABULOUS day at "Souls Suckers 'R Us". I mean, seriously, who doesn't LOVE when your client asks you as you shake her hand, "Goodness, your hands are so cold, did you just get out of the morgue?" Um, yeah, on my spare time I like to lay in the morgue freezer eat string cheese, jam out to "Foster the People" and  clear my head, you know, no biggie. And, if that were the end of it... Which, of course, IT  WAS NOT! Around noon things just started to no longer make any sense. Head pounding, ears rings, nauseating feeling in the pit of my stomach. I was all like, "What?", "Um, I don't get it", "No entiendo", "Wait, what language am I supposed to be speaking?" Yeah, definitely NO BUENO! So, I made the best decision of the day and decided it was in the best interest of myself AND others  to send myself home. All I could think of was, "Ahhh, the house to myself, I get to watch on-demand episodes of "Girls"(hell yeah) as loud as I want, and whatever this sickening feeling is, I will drown it away with witty dialogue". But, no, no, no. Apparently, the Universe had other plans. The first thing I find as I walk into the laundry room is Mr.Ziggles and, well, I don't even know how to describe what was found (the picture just does NOT do it justice). I think I may have screamed. Yes, I did, and I then proceeded to completely intoxicate myself with the ludicrous amount of bleach I threw on the floor. So, for the next 30 minutes, I scrubbed, and scrubbed, and SCRUBBED some more (The song "scrub the ground" may or may not have flashed through my head; angry me shushed it away). Headache be gone? Yeah, I don't-think-so. Man, if he weren't so cute.

I did, however,  get to catch up with "Girls", overwhelming headache and all. And, I most definitely recommend that you watch. It's smart, absolutely hilarious, and it doesn't make me want to jump out of a window.HBO, I heart you.

Now, what to do about this headache? Any suggestions? Ideas? Thoughts?
Sleep and pizza, yeah, that is what this girl is going to do!

xoxo